Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees...