Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
The Educational Toy.
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...