Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp