Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
What a large crowd
|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...