Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...