You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Can I play the piano once these are off?
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A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
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Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Rotweiler and Collie
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Sleep well
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