Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...