Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.