A recent study showed…
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
A drunk orders himself a beer
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Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...