You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable...
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Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
A snail buys a fast new car
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Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
Letters to a landlord
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What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...