Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Earn it hiking
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...