Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Spelling checker
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Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...