Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers…
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...