A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...