What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch…
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of “Baywatch”have joined forces to create...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...