Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Things to do in the office when you\\\\\\\’re bored
Office work dull?…None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?…Amuse yourself. Points are awarded on...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Murphy’s Laws on Sex
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the...
New Polish Navy
New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...