Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
Seminars for a woman
|SEMINARS FOR WOMEN In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the...