Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
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