Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...