Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...