Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...