Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Juan and Amal Classic
A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn’t afford...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.