Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
A young boy came home from school and told his mother…
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...