Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...