Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
He’s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
Why do men like blonde jokes??
Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them.
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...