If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
Medical Terms – Ebonics Style!
Benign…………….What you be after you be eight.Artery…………….The study of paintings.Bacteria…………..Back door to cafeteria.Barium…………….What doctors...