Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
SOTALLY TOBER
starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI’m not under what you...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...