Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
4 Doctors talk Politics!
An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...