An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...