Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...