Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING…
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!