Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Guy – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”Also...
What food best describes a man?
What food best describes a man? Jerky
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
Three Wise Women????
Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...