Catching a criminal
|”Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts...
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...