Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
Hickbonics!
Atlanta School BoardThe Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over Ebonics,...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...