Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...