Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
Life’s Achievements!
Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as...
Mirthy Facts
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...