Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
Bubble and squeak!
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The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.