What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...