Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
I Love You
English….. Spanish….. Te Amo French…… Je T’aime German…… Ich Liebe Dich Japanese…. Ai Shite...
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...