If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!