IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...