Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...