Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
31??..32???
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical…
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts...