His military etiquette
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Questions and Answers…whew!
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ride it to hospital!
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Knitting and driving
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Relativity
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Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
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Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Crazy people talk
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A bet made at the local bar
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