Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
American University Grading Procedures
American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....