Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children…
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...