An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
Clinton in History
What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...