Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...