Outrageous lying
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What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
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Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
What Happiness!
The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
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Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
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Great Pick Up Lines!
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