Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...