A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
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|New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90′s Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...