How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
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Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
New Ruling
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...